May 30, 2020

True That!

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

A surprising new study has found that women who are slightly overweight have a higher life expectancy than men who dare to mention it to them.  The study was made by the highly respected Frankenburg Analysis Team from Germany who looked at data gathered from hundreds of overweight women and vocally opinionated men.  ‘Time after time we found that men who decided it was a good idea to bring up a woman’s weight found themselves in an early grave,’ said Dr Oda Beese, the lead researcher.

While a definite conclusion has yet to be reached, the team believes that the two facts are inextricably linked.  ‘Maybe if the men spent more time focused on their own health then they’d live longer,’ said Dr Beese.  Men everywhere are now being warned that it’s better to keep their mouths shut.